Hula Hoop Horoscopes

http://wittyandpretty.com/2013/09/27/5-ways-to-find-your-soulmate-at-a-music-festival/

Hooping is an individual art form--every hooper has his or her own flow, preferred music, and personal style. Even with this uniqueness, there are a lot of traits that bring hoopers together. Do you fall into one of these six groups, or are you a combination of multiple?

The Fitness Hooper

Known to rock the heaviest hoops and the sweatiest tank tops. Whether they discovered hooping online or through a park district class, fitness hoopers have unrivaled core strength and amazing perseverance. 

http://www.healthstylesexercise.com/acu-hoop-3-pound.html

But please, please save us from these things. 

The Hoop Instructor

Often also a fitness hooper, hoop instructors have more enthusiasm than anyone you've ever met. They also have too many hoops in their car to fit any passengers. Priorities.

Deanne Love is the stereotypical image of a hoop instructor, and we love her for it. 

The EDM Hooper

The center of attention at any rave or EDM show, these hoopers know how to party and how to perform, but they're also very defensive. Don't ask to play with their LED hoops--they're worth more than your life. 

Instagram: @rocksaan69

The Spiritual Hooper

Often heard saying "love and light," these hoopers know the peace of the circle and make hooping look way easier than it is. They'll pop up with dreads and maxi skirts at festivals like Burning Man and Pitchfork and will be some of the sweetest, chillest people you'll ever get to flow with. 

http://antidepresivo.net/2010/07/26/lisa-lottie-bailarina-de-hula-hula/

Lisa Lottie, our Lord and savior, is all over the board when it comes to hooping styles, but we love when she embraces the sacred circle.

The Male Hooper

Although they can fall into any category of hooping, male hoopers are a rare breed. They don't give a crap about what anyone thinks, and they can flow with the best of the ladies. 

Instagram: @wessnectar

The Fire Hooper

Just don't mess with them. Enough said.